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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 13:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

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Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Zionists keep saying Israel “bought” the Palestinian’s land when the ownership was less than 5% prior to 1948. If Israel did indeed purchase majority of Palestinian land, why did the zionist state pass laws to confiscate Palestinian property?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

No way

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Eum et amet quam est autem adipisci distinctio.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Is it helpful to justify the reason for a breakup when ending a relationship?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

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So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can you tell me a depressing story?